Old Bridge High School

the melting pot of asians, spanish, blacks, japs, & whites. probably 1/2 of the graduating class has either experienced an overdose of some kind of narcotic or is currently attending peer groups & rehabs. cameras on every corner of the school & security guards.

std scares happen at least twice a year & rumor says we have reincarnated syphilis, even though it's been dead for ages.. ?

like 70% of the school is already an alcoholic and the other 30 must be fuckin bored on the weekends.

nothing to do but smoke pot, drink booze, & get arrested if the cops gave 2 fucks.
my name is _____ i am a graduate from old bridge high school & i'm an alcoholic.
by obkids_hayyyy July 11, 2009
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The old okey doke

To participate in a two man wheel barrel maneuver where one man is pushed sitting in the wheel barrel while holding shotguns (or other firearms) shooting zombies while the other pushes them to safety.
Cletus : My leg is busted up good Chuck, I don't think I can make it.
Chuck: That's alright Cletus, we'll just give these zombie sum bitches The old okey doke *wink*.
by guerilla zombie tactician April 11, 2010
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Throwing rocks at old people

Y'von: "Hey Jorge, what are you doing?"

Jorge: "I be throwing rocks at old people."

Y'von: "Oh, well that explains why you are naked and covered with water."
by Johnny_Feelgood July 08, 2010
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old bridge high school

the official residence of dime bags, sluts, jerkoff teachers, sluts, tom ferry, fake ass niggas, annoying black girls, sleeping in class, gpa (Good Pussy for All), rutgers university rejects, middlesex community college grads-to-be, check that.....middlesex community college dropouts-to-be, slores, boxing matches in the halls, grimey ass lockrerooms where you get your shit stolen, tig ol bitties, std's, vodka fountains, riots, id tags, authority figures who have no authority, and rosners fine pussy
slut: you think i care about life?
wangsta: no...thats why you go to old bridge high
slut: lets fuck
by i want to fuck daria April 12, 2005
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Old Bridge High School

A place you can buy Juul pods off of anyone, mad fights, annoying teachers who don't know how to teach, whores, fuckboys, dab pens, crappy lunches, but an amazing ShopRite, and annoying bitches who don't know how to keep their mouth SHUT!
Girl: hey did you hear that scream?
Me: yea it was probably Brittany being the loud white bitch that she is thinking sheds gonna fight someone.No biggie.
Girl: oh right, do u have a cart of Juul pod I can hit I won't get caught.

Me: Yea we are in Old Bridge High school, why not!
by whoreyeehaw101 July 09, 2019
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Old Guy Syndrome (OGS)

A condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent "they" who seem to direct their activities. A remarkable recovery is usually observed when one OGS sufferer is contacted by another OGS.
One who suffers from Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) OGS may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.
by Benjy12 January 23, 2013
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Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 07, 2021
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