fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

Muffin flaps

Labia Majora.
Interchangeable with “pussy lips”

Barbara isn’t wearing any panties and I caught a glimpse of her muffin flaps

by El_choco14 August 13, 2018

Muffin hole

The resulting visual following the act of 'buttering' a partners hemorrhoidal rose bud (muffin hole).

Then the act was finished; they had a glorious muffin hole.

by 982639024 February 6, 2015

Littlest Muffin

Muffin is a good friend that sounds like a Microsoft commentator

Littlest Muffin is a God of anime

by SGT.PeaceMaker January 8, 2019

sussy muffin

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin

Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.

by anonymous December 20, 2022

Creampie muffin

After filling your girl with cum, she drips creamie on a muffin and then eats the muffin.

The creampie has to make a frosting like cover on the muffin

She was so hungry, after we fucked she ate a "creampie muffin"

by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020

Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.

That man is built like a Egg Muffin

by MeatBallar May 15, 2022