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Vroom Vroom Boy

LOOK JIM IS RUNNING OVER JAKE PAUL IN A CAR.

by Jack Hoff #16 September 30, 2020

car hood

When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.

If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me

by KJ Clayton February 13, 2023

Retail car-bomb

Drinking an entire can of Monster, then taking a shot of 5-Hour Energy.

Jon was tired from a long night drinking, so when he got to work, he had himself a retail car-bomb.

by Dart1138 July 15, 2011

Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.

A Car's Life is a terrible movie

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022

Coal powered car

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.

Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm

Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.

by TheBigTwinkie November 3, 2021