ass hat

someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.

mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:

by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 27, 2006

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

Swamp Ass

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.

Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.

by Natemontz September 29, 2009

Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.

Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.

by Sami D December 9, 2008

panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009

concave ass

A person who has a butt that is soooooooo flatt it concaves

Amy: " Omg have you seen Jessica's ass? Like I get she is trying to be a skinny queen but she literally has a concave ass!"
Emmy: "A what?"
Amy: "A concave ass yanno it's soo flatt it just reverts back into her body"
Emmy: "Oh gotchu she out skinnied the rest of us"

by userwhooooo May 9, 2018

ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011