a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017
When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.
by Wednesday Pirate December 09, 2007
by Brewha December 31, 2009
(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018
where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
by daddys_toes May 10, 2018
by Tidfl3s April 05, 2024
You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks
That dude over there is a total burrito sock
That dude over there is a total burrito sock
by Boom man March 26, 2016