Rusty Broadsword

Post rectal coitus phalangeal manipulation of the phallic object.

Billy gave Diane the Rusty Broadsword on Saturday, she hasn't walked right since.

by Field Armorer July 28, 2023

Rusty Dinosaur

After starting in traditional doggy style, you grab her arms by the elbow and pull back. Then to her surprise, you quickly pull out and slam it in her back door while holding her elbows tight, so her arms are hanging like a T-Rex as she lets out a wail like a prehistoric beast.

After watching Jurassic Park, Tim was inspired and pulled a new on his partner Lacy, hitting her with the rusty dinosaur and turning Lacy into a make-shift T-rex. RAWR!

by anonymous July 29, 2023

lachlan and rusty

Lachlan and rusty have true meaning, you have never seen them in the same place at the same time. Because they are they same thing, living a double life.

“Why have I never seen Lachlan and Rusty at the same time?” … “Because they are the same person”

by just think about it bud.. August 13, 2023

Take a rusty

When you have to take a shit so goddamn bad

Gonna go take a rusty on the toilet

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Rusty

When you need to shit so bad- comes from the man Rusty.

I need to take such a fat rusty right now guys

by Fartillicus August 16, 2023

Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark

"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."

by Genghis Gock April 5, 2024

Rusty racket

A prostitution ring that spealises in elderly ginger gentleman

I was walking my dog down by the docks and only walked straight into a rusty racket

by Rumbag April 12, 2024