roadieaustin

when your cock is the size of a baby's. Micropenis if you will.

"YO DID YOU SEE CADET'S COCK?, IT LOOKS LIKE A ROADIEAUSTIN!"

by Twitch Psychologist January 25, 2025

Road Sexer

The highest honor given to drivers who drive as if they’re having sex with the road. These drivers can usually be found in New York.

John drives like a road sexer.

by SaveTheWaterMan January 26, 2026

Road licker

Individual that belongs to the streets

I don't think you should go out with Jeremy, he's a road licker.

by Tititipoipoi February 21, 2025

Road kill

When she has:
- a full bush.

- her period.

And you fuck.

Yeah Matt fucked Maria last night and it was road kill.

by College YOLO March 7, 2025

Road sex

Somebody/ someone whom is driving far to close behind you causing you to panic and stress out

"Look at this person behind me, right up my arse- close enough to have road sex( didn't even buy me a drink first)"

by Martyn71 May 14, 2025

RoadHoe

Homie that drives you around all the time cuz u dnt have a vehicle

Mikeys was my roadhoe

by InniMdeep June 7, 2025

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.

"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"

by smegmatary June 22, 2025