The Red Squadron

A sexual maneuver in which requires a team of seven men and one female. The female proceeds to bend over on the bed while the men race around the room. One at a time, the men attempt to run at full speed and land their penis inside of the woman's vagina (Not unlike the land shark). The first man to successfully land inside of the woman's vagina then yells "Red Five standing by!" While the rest of the men look on with blue balls.

Man: Hey, I was thinking about having the guys over. We could mix things up, you know? We could try The Red Squadron?

Wife: You know that's unfair. Tom is an experienced marksman. He'd have you beat in an instant, and I don't need his micropenis inside of me.

by SuperNerdToTheRescue November 19, 2016

Red Death

a women's menstrual cycle

cindy im gonna die im on my red death

by Lauren Nutsack December 1, 2016

Red Popsicle

The action of a woman taking out her bloody tampon and then sucking on it, or eating it.

Person 1: Did you hear Amanda did a "Red Popsicle?"
Person 2: EWW, I always knew she was into kinky shit but NIGGA DAYUM

by DxTruePussySlayingNiggletxD January 7, 2017

red words

Words that are spoken -- by a woman -- during the period of her monthly menses. These could be insults, jibes, jabs, or digs of a personal or spiritual nature.
Inspired by the "Red Wedding" which was also chaotic, bloody, confusing, nonsensical, and unfair.)

"My girlfriend and I got into a big fight and she tore into me. After we calmed, she told me they were simply red words and she didn't mean them."

by axelfear December 2, 2015

red clan

red clan is trash oh wait I am just imitating ben and guess what that is not as salty as he realy is he's just salty.

red clan

by red clan January 14, 2019

Red Flag

Sb who is not good for you/ toxic people/danger

That girl is always doing drugs, she is a red flag.

by Argirl August 31, 2018

Red Deer

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!

by gnostic3 February 24, 2019