penis dog

A dachshund.

I love my penis dog.

by A gay Russian Minecraft fan November 1, 2018

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 22, 2018

Bacon Penis

A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.

Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.

Want a bite of this bacon penis? Actually, don’t bite it, that would hurt.

by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018

Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra

"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."

by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019

penis weave

The pubes surround the penis or vaginal area.

Person1: did you hear Larry showed everyone his penis weave in the locker room
Person2: yea they were hella long

by Fetus_yeeter September 27, 2018

penis fingers

Billy Barrow

wow looka at billys penis fingers!

by bepere May 28, 2018

Robot Penis

When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling

Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.

by Am Byles May 29, 2018