grumpy poo poo pants

To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.

Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.

Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!

by CyberWank September 2, 2010

Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

hott dick pants

Words to use on players when the lakers (kobe) is kicking your favorite teams ass.

"kobe is being a hott dick pants"

by Hott dickie April 19, 2004

tinkle-pants stinky boy

An exceptionally nasty little gremlin boy who has NOT been potty trained.

Josue is a little tinkle-pants stinky boy

by crazy boy jenkins March 9, 2023

Poopy pants diaper fart

The ultimate roast when some makes fun of you

(Bob) you are so ugly I can't believe it
(Jeff) well you are a poopy pants diaper fart
(Bob) *cries*

by Youlookingfinemydude March 12, 2020

circle pattern pants patter

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.

i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018

old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023