with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 25, 2017

hot tub hand

Noun: When you finger blast a juicy wet snatch for hours and your hand gets all wrinkly like you’re body when you’ve been in a hot tub for a long time.

Brock: Man I was feeding Maddy’s pony all afternoon if you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure I have carpal tunnel syndrome.

LaTrell: Yeah I saw your hot tub hand outside the drivers window as you pulled up.

Brock: Yeah she was juicy to say the least.

by CB from the WD April 30, 2020

Hand-me-down

Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.

Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down

by Urbanator5000 December 19, 2022

One handed chat

To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.

Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.

by Mike West 27 September 2, 2009

Edward Ghetto Hands

Similar to Edward 40 Hands, except you use a 40 of Colt 45 and a fifth of Alize.

Me and my homeboy are gonna throw on some 2 Pac and have a thugged out Edward Ghetto Hands night!!!

by Cold Ass Honky Nigga April 13, 2013

Blue Hand Mafia

A small organized crime syndicate based out of Witchita Kansas deals in moonshine, cock fights, loan sharking, and petty crimes. Apparel usually consists of a blue glove on the left hand while wearing pinstriped black suits with a black fedora and a blue sash.

"Today I went to see a cock fight with a friend hosted by the Blue Hand mafia"

by BHMD March 25, 2012

all hands and no nuts

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.

I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020