Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs
by Nqbbs July 11, 2020
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gaping muffin

A women with a large vagina.
She tends to of been around a lot.
I banged this girl last night, almost fell in she had a right gaping muffin.
by Chavy gera February 27, 2017
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hump muffin

I can't tell you... hump muffin. If you know, you know.
by humpmuffin February 20, 2025
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Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024
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Dust Muffin

A man with a spiky fau-hawk
wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!
by spunky laday September 08, 2011
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Angry Muffin

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
by goober mcgroober December 08, 2020
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Fatass Muffin Head

Cole Younk is such a fatass

Looks like a McDonald’s bacon,egg, and cheese McMuffin
Wear beanies in april
Fatass Muffin Head
by Hater 10204 July 09, 2022
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