Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!

Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!

by SaJ April 22, 2023

tweaker muffin

A Tweaker with a muffin top

Look at that tweaker muffin!

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.

"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."

by anonymous May 1, 2023

muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.

see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.

by rose :p December 8, 2023

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Dick Muffin

In Customer service, a particularly annoying demanding female customer is commonly referred to as a "Dick Muffin" to keep the sales person from telling the customer how they really feel.

Boy this lady sure is a dick muffin

by gymboy318 October 16, 2019