My little muffin baby

My little muffin baby is the sweetest guy in the world! How could you not love someone so cute and hot, he deserves everything and I’d do anything for him 😏. He also has a huge cock :D

Kayla: “woah is that my little muffin baby”
Him: “yeah my little marshmallow lover”

by Littlemarshmallowlover May 3, 2022

Humple Muffin

Humple Muffin is the best muffin you could ever find, its a good way to start your day. you can go buy Humple Muffins at Walmart, Drugmart, K-mart, and Circle K From my personal experience they are the best way to go if you want to start you day with a great boost of high energy.

A Humple Muffin

by megan the millionare September 26, 2011

Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010

lemony muffin

The aftermath left over after having sex with someone covered in muffins.

If your hungry, there are some lemony muffins over there.

by Mark Quincy January 6, 2012

Dust Muffin

A man with a spiky fau-hawk

wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!

by spunky laday September 9, 2011

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017