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josh

josh is a really cool dude who probably has a cool job and makes a lot of money and mos likey is a ninja astronaut or porn star or maybe does cam girl on his spare time.
josh is really cool
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Josh

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.

He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.

He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.

Josh has a peanut butter fetish.
You are more of a twat than Josh
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josh laundry

a man often described as a boy that takes a relationship way to fast and thus scares a girl off of a potential relationship
by hahahahhahahhaahahahhhahaha November 5, 2020
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Simple Josh

Simple Josh is a term that is used in an instance when an employee has made it a habit of showing up late. Can be used for anyone.

EX: Simple Sarah, Simple Dave, and so on and so fourth.
"Oh, Josh showed up late again!"

"oohh Simple Josh"
by Einherjar101 October 12, 2022
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Josh

for current terms in the big 25' : unbelievably slow
by chsetr April 30, 2025
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Jilly Josh

by Viiii May 4, 2024
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Make Fun of Josh Day

On the 11th of October anyone named Josh can be made fun of mercilessly without repercussions.
PSA: Tomorrow is Make Fun of Josh day. Everyone is required to bully Josh in UCI Gen or face legal ramifications for not adhering to the tradition.
by AmogusBalls October 8, 2023
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