The Car, which is also known as a Whip, Hooptie, or Panda, is used both for transportation and to convey thr status of one's standing within society. The car has proven useful for picking up Ho's, sharing one's music with the world around them, compensating for undersized appendages, or heading to the local drive-in for a bit of nookie. Around the world, each nationality has imparted it's own strengths and uniqueness to various renditions of the car and continued to push the boundaries of innovation. Latin America continues to show us that the term 'vehicle capacity' is only limited by one's imagination. The Chinese continue to break the limits of vehicle safety features as they unravel the mysteries of the turn signal. Rural communities have redefined vehicle valuation practices by emphasizing ride height; limiting payload only to the size of one's belt buckle; and producing black clouds of smoke in quantities that would make a power plant jealous. Inner city groups have advanced hypnotic, centrifugal wheel configurations that may unlock the secrets of both alternative power and time travel; vehicle portability; and security features - all while creating an underground, secondary market where the price of a vehicle is often defined solely upon the valuation of its blades (or rims). The car is arguably one of the greatest modern marvels of our time. Since its birth more than 100 years ago, one can only wonder what the next 100 years will entail.
Jim Bob's car is impressive and huge, though it gives the impression that he is insecure with the size of his package.
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Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.
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Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
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