darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution

Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.

by thedudefromthetown August 19, 2015

freshman fucker

Someone that fucks a freshman in the bathroom while at homecoming

Damn jason is a freshman fucker

by The fresh man fucker December 4, 2016

Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse

Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .

by Cam11 September 14, 2019

Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.

Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker

by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021

fuckity fuck fuck fucker

people who are so stupid that no one profanity can describe them.

my brother river is a fuckity fuck fuck fucker

by eric_cartman96 December 23, 2022

Sheep fucker

A guy that would fuck anything.

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

Cousin Fucker

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy”

“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

by Tommy Ruscitti May 7, 2019