Brain-fried Friday

When your brain cannot handle anymore thinking on Fridays during work hours.

Tomorrow is Saturday and I’m brain-fried Friday, can we clock out of work now?

by Corporate_girly September 8, 2023

gas stove and fridge

A popular character from the hit show breaking bad created by Vince Gilligan

Gas stove and fridge was blown up by hectar Salamander

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

hall of fame fridge protector

A fat bitch who protects the fridge

Person one: youre ugly

Person two: your mums a hall of fame fridge protector

by AAhhaHahahH September 28, 2023

bob's fridge

An episode of distractible about Bob getting a new fridge and the horror story about its delivery

Have you listened to bob's fridge, it's great!

by JbCTGP-R October 7, 2023

fist a guy friday

when you have had a long day and you go crack a cold one and just wanna fist your buddy/friend

come on caden let me do it it’s “fist a guy friday”

by gang member 69 November 2, 2023

shaking the fridge

When an extraordinarily obese individual gets to twerking. But the fat is too heavy, so it’s just little incremental earth shattering movements.

Did you see Mrs. So&So the minute her old YT ass heard metro booming she got to shaking the fridge!!! Dance floor scattered.

by NewMountKush November 5, 2023

The crusty Frida

When you’re gf is sleeping, you shave some pubes and then cum between her eyes and layer the pubes in fine fashion as to give her a unibrow, then when she wakes up she’ll be crusty and angry and look like Frida Calo.

She fell asleep and I gave the Crusty Frida for the third time this week and boy, was she crusty.

by Evanstein99 December 1, 2023