ass hat

someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.

mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:

by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 27, 2006

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poon ass

Adj; a dumb retard who thinks they are the shit but in reality they are the biggest pussy ever. no one really likes them and they truly have no friends

trey: yo u wanna go chill witt chris royalty??
Dom: naw ma nigga he a poon ass

by b nastii July 31, 2009

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Swamp Ass

The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.

Dude i thought i didnt wipe good after my jog , but it was just swamp ass.

by Natemontz September 29, 2009

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panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.

Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!

by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009

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Ass ho

a bitch, or whore who enjoys doing them self in the ass with there finger or a other house hole tools. The end of a spoon, fork or knife.

Maria is such a ass ho. She stuck that spoon up her butt the other night!

by catfiSH123456789 December 5, 2010

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Ass to Ear

A variation of the Wet Willy. Instead of wetting a finger with saliva from your mouth you insert your finger into your anus and then insert it into the ear of the victim.

Person 1 (after whispering to person's 2's ear): "Why does your ear smell like shit?"
Person 2: Oh, Matty went Ass to Ear on me about an hour ago"
Person 1: "Oh that's nasty you never go Ass to Ear!"

by phizzledizzle July 8, 2010

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