fire up the internet

Legion of Doom's way to get itself online for evil and destructive purpouses against humanity.

*switching on evil machines*

FIRE UP THE INTERNET!

by Italian guy2 February 24, 2011

burning ring of fire

The current-time act of causing a burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.

Lighting your farts could cause a burning ring of fire if improperly performed.

by Spazvicious May 26, 2019

St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

by Admiral blue balls August 29, 2022

Fire hornrt angel

Your crush or girl/boyfrirnd

Today I saw my fire hornrt angel at the mall at short Hills

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 20, 2019

alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.

Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."

by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013

cincinnati fire kite

The act of torching your Ohio partner's pubic bush.

Everything was going fine until she want me to pull a Cincinnati fire kite. Now I gotta wait for the blisters to heal.

by Bertron December 2, 2013

Set Fire to the Rain

To fart while peeing

I was at the urinal when I set fire to the rain and smoked out the other people in the restroom.

by Steely Dan Cortez December 9, 2022