Facebook Troll

Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!

Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.

Facebook Troll by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017

facebook groupie

That person on facebook who always finds the really cool groups and usually likes about 50 groups a day.

Keria is a facebook groupie, she likes about 50 groups a day.

facebook groupie by imme233223 May 23, 2010

Facebook Rape 

When facebook updates you to a newer, suckier version of itself without your consent.

Guy 1: Man, this new version of facebook sucks. Why did they make me update?
Guy 2: You got facebook raped dude.

Facebook Rape by that_guy_with_no_face January 15, 2011

Facebook Nurse 

a nurse who works the first and last hour of their shift

the explanation your manager doesn't give to a family who finds out their loved one is missing, deteriorating, dead.

that practicum sucked; I got a facebook nurse for an instructor

Facebook Nurse by Sugar$hark November 30, 2009

facebook whore 

a girl who is abnormally addicted to facebook and cannot sign off even if her cat was trapped in a hole and needed her assistance immediately

damn bro jensen is such a facebook whore

facebook whore by homieG696969 April 1, 2010

Facebook gang-rape 

When someone opens his or her Facebook page just to check for notifications, and a barrage of people start chatting them. Can be quite annoying, especially if the one getting Facebook gang-raped was in the middle of watching a video on YouTube.

Aw man, I was in the middle of watching Hey Arnold! and about I got Facebook gang-raped by like 20 people.

Facebook gang-rape by ConverseGal August 18, 2010

Facebook mom 

Listen it could be the other definitions on here but for MY purposes it’s just a teasing term for an aunt, mom, sister even, grandma, or whatever lady in your life that angles the photo above their head to get that *pose* for Facebook to post an update of “Christmas cookies with the family 💕💕💕💕” or “just got my hair done with these girls!!!! They don’t seem too excited... lol”. Yah know, just good old moms on Facebook being moms on Facebook. Not too complicated.

When it’s thanksgiving and your mom somehow angles it with the *pose* with both her smiling and you’re in the background lookin the worst you’ve ever looked slaving over a bowl of mashed potatoes and then she captions it with something like “Working hard lol”. That’s MY version of a Facebook mom

Facebook mom by Yo ma m a December 8, 2019