clunge face

the term used to describe a male who has just eaten out a female and has forgotten to wipe his mouth clean

no way man! you've got lady juice all round ya mouth! youve got a clunge face!

by idonotcare123 May 15, 2009

pizza face

A face that is so covered in acne no-one can see the skin underneath.

"Harry Jones has a pizza face"
"Yeah I know, what a twat"

by Harry 'The Hermit' Jones May 13, 2005

pirate face

A person that is at a very high level of intoxication to the point of needing to close one eye to avoid double vision.

The pirate portion is in reference to a carefree demeanor, strong alcohol breath, and the use of only one eye as if they were wearing an eye patch.

I coined this term after meeting an individual in A.A. and discussing my use of one eye to be able to see while drunk. He mentioned that he always had an eyepatch hanging from his rear view mirror for just such an occasion!

I can't believe Frankie actually beat guts with that beezy that was rockin the pirate face.

by sickbeats June 2, 2007

face rub

Noun: The act that results when two people rub their faces together as a sign of affection.

I haven't seen you in ages! Come here and give us a good face rub!

by penguinpancake February 20, 2011

Grime Face

When one is listening to music of a Grime origin, one may wish to show one's appreciation for such music by moulding one's face into such an expression. This expression is comprised of a look of disgust often accompanied with rocking one's body to a beat and moving one's hands in an appreciative movement, as well as grunts of 'uh'. The more disgusted the look on one's face is the more appreciative of the music one is.

Person 1: Check out Victoria's grime face, she is loving that sick bass.
Person 2: She's getting grimy.
Person 1: She sure is.

by bangingchoons May 21, 2011

pancreas face

A disgusting human being. This person has huge swollen and yellow facial features. See Tank.

Did you see Farley last night? he looked like shit, man that guy has a pancreas face!!

by Leon March 10, 2003

Weiner face

A guy with a great body, but an ugly face. Example: Rep. Anthony Weiner.

Megan: I know this guy, Anthony, you should hook up with
Ainsley: Really.. Is he hot?
Megan: He goes to my gym, he's got a great body, but you might want to bring a paper bag. He's kinda a weiner face.

by Ainzcb June 17, 2011