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A fucking gengi main who kills bastions 24/7 my being a fuckboi spammer
A gengi is a fuckboi when he does the press e
by Kvjgmfkcld June 1, 2018
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e-divorce

a divorce that is executed on line, e.g. through an email or a social networking site.
The guy wants to have an e-divorce from his wife because he thinks she is errant.
by uttam maharjan February 2, 2010
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e-cigar

An electronic device that heats a nicotine-laced liquid into an inhalable vapor. It comes in various models and colors, most of which are similar to the size of actual cigarettes and cigars.
Hey yo, you gotz any e-cigars?
by monwrites September 5, 2014
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e-shy

A person who is not confident enough, even (more) on the internet. His behavior will still be led by wariness, he doesn't trust social networks to change him into something better.
He is too attached to the truth, but also too worried about the truth.
Girl: How come your friend I met the other night didn't add me on facebook?
Me: He's really e-shy, he believes people should meet and know each other, although he is not able to sustain a public chat, he's scared of his avatar getting in the way.
by SlorpDivision November 19, 2011
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E-Con

A term, usually associated with young teenage men but can be used with either gender, that denotes someone of incredible coolness, usually in an unconventional or unorthodox way.
Whoa! That guy's the best beatboxer I've ever seen! What an E-Con!
by Amaxing (Who else?) July 21, 2008
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E-Sing

1. To send lyrics of an entire song over a messenger service such as AIM, Yahoo, Windows Live, etc. while talking to a friend.

2. To send lyrics of an entire song in an e-mail to a friend.
1. OMG! If you don't stop e-singing, I am going to block you!
by E Dag January 17, 2008
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e-speak

The language of online hobos and foreigners who don't really speak English at all, but are under the false impression that they speak perfectly, just because they stalk and harass a whole lot of innocent teenage girls over the internet in their spare time.

To form words, you merely omit MOST vowels, but leave just enough that the annoyed person on the receiving end of your message can barely make out what you mean. (see examples)

It is infuriating to decipher when you have somewhere to be and a whole page of offline messages in e-speak pops up on Yahoo Messenger from your foreign friend, who happens to be an ugly old fart from a country whose name you can't pronounce.
Tk cr n hv a lvly nit

e-speak for: Take care and have a lovely night

u knw wat swthrt, u hv drivn me crzy

e-speak for: You know what sweetheart, you have driven me crazy
by XXsilentheatXX July 17, 2009
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