Mika's Dick

A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.

Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.

by JAG SOPPAR February 10, 2022

dick squelch

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

by analex127 January 23, 2009

Dick Latch

That sorry mother fucker of a co-worker that's always trying to suck management's big black cock to get ahead at your shitty ass paying job.

Look at her. She's always dick latching onto very supervisor. What a twat.

by CraveMan89 May 9, 2016

downward dicking

When someone higher up the chain decides to be a dick to their direct reports. These direct reports in turn are dicks to everyone below them until it reaches the people on the bottom who don't understand why they've been dicked over.

Man, these expense reports are so much more work. I am so tired of the C-Levels downward dicking us about stupid stuff.

by Pkil May 22, 2017

Luigi Dick

A dick that is long but skinny. Reminiscent of the way Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.

damn bro, Austin really has a luigi dick!

by crunchy_nUt July 1, 2020

Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF June 23, 2016

Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019