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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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CAN

To fuck ones face with speed and intensity
Grace removed a few ribs so she could CAN her own face
by snapchef November 24, 2017
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i gonna just can

English expression used by people who have spanish as their mothertongue.
A person referring to being limited in a moment, unable to perform their best.
Micha: Alright, just get back to me as soon as you have informations
Val: i gonna have to go into street soon so i gonna just can answer ya via mail
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.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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Can

Someone who behaves like an ape and has no drip at all
Frank: Is that can over there doing monkey noises?
Lisa: not again!
by Nibbzz November 23, 2021
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Tomato can

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.
Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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Apple juice in a can

Apple juice that has been "de-liquidized" and put into a can.
Person 1: You ever had apple juice in a can?
Person 2: What? That sounds disgusting.
Person 1: Trust me, it's delicious!
by TheBigPrisoner February 9, 2022
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