brain toot

A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird

Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”

by Braintoot February 22, 2022

brain rot

A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.

Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!

Steven: Brain rot…

by tmkkmt February 21, 2024

chat brain

When you indulge in twitch so much that the streamer you watch is the only thought process you can formulate. One that will choose to comment in a streamers chat even after the streamer is done streaming. Having chat brain come from being an overly dedicated twitch fan.

Yo Mike you gotta stop watching so much twitch your going to get chat brain !

by BILL YENZEN September 24, 2022

Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.

Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.

by whereisthefood October 21, 2017

Baron Brains

When you’re too smart for the world. Top notch smartness than no one can compare to

I wouldn’t have even thought of that! She really has Baron Brains

by Minnnnnnn- February 12, 2024

CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.

**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”

by The Dog Father January 17, 2023

Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.

I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

by beatmastabill May 29, 2020