Apple

A company founded by Steve Jobs. The company's originally famous for their
freakin' cool mechanical devices and laptops. Now almost every people uses their
brand. Although some faggots still uses Windows(believing that it will win from the
biggest competition), Apple will be taking over the technology of the world...soon.

APPLE: Use Apple! It's better and NEVER lags! It's faster than Windows!
WINDOWS: Don't listen to that faggot, use our product! Come on, what
do you open when you sleep at night?!
CUSTOMER: Um... a window?
WINDOWS: Damn right, now buy our product!

APPLE: What do you eat for breakfast?
CUSTOMER: Um.. Apple?
APPLE: Right, now buy our product. Anything to say, Windows?
WINDOWS: F**K you!!

by Herrickjunior November 27, 2015

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Apple

The most lovely girl in the world.

Apple is the best girl anyone could ever have.

by wangyibo November 22, 2021

apple bees mr brad

very fine man.

apple bees mr brad is fine

by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025

Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.

by why are russian girls so cute October 18, 2025

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

apple

A common, round fruit produced by the tree Malus Domestica, cultivated in temperate climates. from 9th c.

A tree growing such fruit, of the genus Malus; the apple tree.

by Tika Wappa December 25, 2021