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fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning life
choices
Person 1: you’re such a fanny apple caitlin, lololol
by cupcaitt December 17, 2019
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Apple Oak Sports

Apple Oak Sports is a 250 acre off-road park located in Matteson, Illinois. The park opens in spring 2022.
The park features some of the best off-road and nature trails and has several racetracks for utv's and atv's.
I had an amazing time riding the trails at Apple Oak Sports.
The racetrack at Apple Oak Sports was the best outdoor experience of the summer.
by Jerry Murphy November 23, 2021
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green fried apples

Used in conversation with Matthew Ethan Andre Gilchrist-Gray.
"yo bro tryna hop on the game?"
"green fried apples"
"???"
by cee._kay_ January 3, 2025
mugGet the green fried applesmug.

Apple

SOMETHING EVERYONE HAS EATEN IN THEIR LIFE YA DUMB ASS CUNT
U should know what a apple is u worthless piece of shit
by Ustupidcunt February 3, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

the nickname for the first crush of a straight girl
They usually end up rejecting the girl who loves them
Girl: OH EM GEE APPLE IS SO CUTEEE
by shmiigyツ September 4, 2022
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Apple

A large fruit to shove up your ass and start moaning very loudly, you mught even start creaming. But your so fucking lonely with your sad sorrow single life that i dont care about and is basically worthless to the world is too single that you had to read the first sentence since your horny ass is single and ugly and you probably stick stuff up your ass because your in heat. You have probably watched p0rn or gacha heat just to see sex or naked people, I wouldnt be suprized if your lonely ass draws hentai since youll never expirence it with someone since nobody gives a single fuck about your fugly ass and you probably suck in bed. Now stop reading this shit and go get a life unless you wanna motherfucking read this all because nobody would ever hang out with a horny bitch who shoves rocks up their ass like you so how about you start fucking yourself or watch nasty motherfucking porn because your moaning ass wants to be a stripper and have sex with old man. Not to mention but this is why your mom doesnt want you, and if shes dead that might be why your an asshole. Now go watch your little gay sex or obama x trump x biden fanfics because thats just watch annoying ass bitches who are extremly horny like you do, now bye little motherfucking asshole who is still reading this shit.
Its just an apple :)
by shuichishyhara June 30, 2022
mugGet the Applemug.

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