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Creamy Apple Jack 

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.
Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

Jamaican apple-pie 

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.
Jamaican apple-pie by SyselMeow November 6, 2019

Crab apple mcnasty 

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
Crab apple mcnasty by CAbbyG November 12, 2019

fanny apple 

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning life
choices
Person 1: you’re such a fanny apple caitlin, lololol
fanny apple by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

fanny apple 

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity
Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired
fanny apple by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
Jewish Apple by .TheEel January 30, 2020