MAROON APPLE SMOOTHIE

You and your boyfriend/ girlfriend are in missionary and she bleeds from her pussy right into your mouth while you're still licking.

¨ Hey, do you want a maroon apple smoothie before the night ends?¨

by IDIDIT69 September 23, 2021

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022

Apple

It’s an apple

Mmmm apple

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product

I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!

by xroger6769 August 16, 2012

Apple

A tech company. It’s expensive as fuck. You get the same performance for less with a pc

Oh got that guys got a fuck Apple MacBook

by JasperTheMaster08 August 17, 2020

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233

She fucked green apple monkey

by Dark blue banana fucker September 29, 2021

shooting apples

A code word for having sex

Gay Guy 1: let's start shooting apples
Gay Guy 2: ok, sounds cool

by Carlio' May 13, 2018