Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!

Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"

by Hym Iam June 19, 2024

Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.

HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!

by Tdent465 November 24, 2022

bitch don't play

Something someone says when someone else says something out of pocket or jaded. If they are not in fact playing then these two people might fight.

girl one:"I actually love trump sm"
girl two:"bitch don't play"

by yesimjustthatsmart March 5, 2025

don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.

Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.

by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020

Pray I Don't Kill You Faggot

Song by Run Nigger Run.

Get the fuck out of my town and pray I don't kill you faggot.

by kam75xx May 23, 2023

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

by ManyPepper January 19, 2022

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022