When you apply a light layer of peanut butter to your genitalia and let your partner go to town on your schlong
by LongSchlongJohnson November 10, 2017
by bathroomwriter April 21, 2021
Alyssa is the one person who you would never forget. She is one of the nicest people in the world and will do anything to make sure the one she cares about are safe. If you need to cry, she is the one you go to. If you need to laugh, she is the one you go to. If you need to be hugged and cared for, she is the one you go to. Alyssa is beautiful inside out. She has plenty of guys chasing her but if she doesn't like many of them. So if Alyssa likes you make sure you never let her go or mess up because you will always regret it. She is truly amazing.
by Lagitiscool October 04, 2018
The best hood you'll ever go to theres a WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT. Go there talking bout Logan Paul or Jake Paul YOU'LL GET SHOT ! In every corner theres a bitch getting fucked . The hood is named after a guy with a huge penis Lil J
by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner October 12, 2018
When an elderly person has the food jitters and is hungry on
hot day which makes them angry and also causes road rage.
(Jitters, hot, and hungry)
hot day which makes them angry and also causes road rage.
(Jitters, hot, and hungry)
Guy 1: "That old fart drove through the red light just to pull into taco
bell"
Guy 2: "Yeah man he probably has a bad case of the J double H"
bell"
Guy 2: "Yeah man he probably has a bad case of the J double H"
by Frankie Strait October 25, 2011
A guy that is good in playing Fortnite.
Now he quits due to it being bad. This guy is better than whomever is reading this.
Now he quits due to it being bad. This guy is better than whomever is reading this.
by Bau meme June 12, 2019
The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.
"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022