May 10

A bad bitch birthday if your birthday May 10th your a bad bitch.

Keria:it’s May 10 so happy birthday to the baddest bitch.

by Jasmine😮‍💨 November 14, 2021

May 9th

May 9th is the official day of the aristocracy of Sealand.On this day you must listen to whatever does a Duke , Court , Knight , Baron or Lord say.

Also its the birthday of Baron of Sealand František Jan Hrubý

Its May 9th , you gotta do stuff for me

by anonymous June 18, 2021

may 15th

Let ur gf login to your Snapchat for 35 minutes

Gf : can I login to your Snapchat

Bf : why

Gf : because it's may 15th and I'm your gf

by kate 124 May 14, 2022

May 15

National give your fav person a gift if you love them

Me: Yesterday I bought a Lego set for Gui
Someone: Why?

Me: because today it’s May 15

by Fifi2005. May 11, 2024

May 9

Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!

Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?

Oh her baby would be just coolest

by Cutiepuppy November 22, 2021

May 31

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day you ask your crush out

If you lucky she might say yes 👍

Crush/why did you just hug me

Me:it’s National huh your crush day

May 31 a day to celebrate

by Thefamousnoah May 31, 2022

The Billy Mays

When you were having sex and a man is just about ready to finish he pulls out cums a little bit then holds his penis, and screams "wait there's more!!" And then finishes.

"omg dude last night I gave this girl the billy mays! She wasn't ready for what was coming!"

by K. Skellington November 21, 2020