French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011

French

An awful group of people. They should be gotten rid of decades ago. If you are French we can still help you by going to a therapist

Person 1: I’m French

Person 2: Please go get help

by Shadow writer June 21, 2022

french fry

A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.

jimmy "wow my penis is really crusty theirs flakes all over it"
jimmy " i have a french fry then"

by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019

French Surrender

This is a Connect-4 move, which involves the Other Player sub-consciouly surrendering to the Player by letting them get 4 horizontal tokens in a row. This move is distinct from the Norwegian Pincer due to their only being one valid spot to place the winning token. Meaning that it is entirely possible for the Other Player to block it.

"Did they just french surrender" - Player
"Did I just french surrender" - Other (French) Player

by Jyenormous May 20, 2024

Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye

"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

by Voortrekker June 25, 2024

French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.

Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.

by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023