Iznop's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."

"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."

"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."

"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."

by humtake October 14, 2025

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022

Name law

This is a law where What you name your baby and what you can't

Have you see them enforcing the name law

by 459395 March 10, 2022

father-in-law

Spouse's father.

father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

braking the law

Illegally slowing down.

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

law of small numbers

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.

The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.

The rule of 2.

The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

half-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's half-sibling.
2. The half-sibling of one's parent-in-law.

My half-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019