Skip to main content

University of York (UK) 

Also known as the "University of Dork". Home to Oxbridge rejects and people who were not popular at school. Famous for having the first pirate ever to be elected as SU president and run for parliament.

Other notable alumni include:

Greg Dyke - former director general of the BBC (got sacked though), now chairman of the FA
Harry Enfield - a silly comedian

The campus architecture can somewhat be described as "abysmal", with a spaceship like structure serving as its centrepiece as well as buildings that could really do with a good touch of paint. There is also an annoying abundance of ducks and geese that will eat anything that is thrown at them.

Colleges include:

Goodricke, most renowned for for its appalling living conditions as well as its strong sense of spirit amongst its "cellmates".

James, college of oxbridge rejects.
Halifax, also known as "Asiafax".
Vanburgh, small and plain.
Alcuin, cozy.

Due to a slip in rankings, York has built an extension to the campus called "Heslington East" to compete with other universities. Whether or not it will affect York's reputation is yet to be seen.

Love it or hate it, York will always be York, warts and all!
A student from another university meets a student from the University of York (UK).

S1: "Which uni do you go to?"

S2: "York"

S1: "Suits a dork like you then"
University of York (UK) mug front
Get the University of York (UK) mug.
See more merch

western washington university 

Hippie School, that usually sucks, but sometimes its alright, not too many hot girls compared to other schools
what? Western washington university? Get out outa here ya stankin long haired hippie.

University of Denver 

A tiny, worthless private university that costs as much as an Ivy League school yet it's education is ranked among third teared schools. The school is all copper and they use one's 30 grand a year tuition to plant pansies in a big circle. There is no school spirit here.
The university of Denver is a crappy school
University of Denver by EFine October 21, 2004

Lynn University 

Are you a complete idiot? Is your IQ that of a retarded turkey? This is the school for you. The campus is gorgeous, however it is full of the stupidest people you will ever meet. They let anyone in, so don't feel proud. You might make something of yourself after graduating from here, maybe. If you do, Im sure your parents bought your "success." If you are smart enough to recite the alphabet, than you are too smart to attend this school for retarded dumb asses.
Person 1 : What's Lynn University?
Person 2: The school for the stupidest kids in america

Friend: I got into Lynn dude!

Me: Congratz, you are the stupidest person I know.
Lynn University by IHateyouall July 23, 2014

Georgetown University 

Where people who take their lives way too seriously go. And where people go when they cannot get into the Ivies (excluding Cornell) or Notre Dame.
Connor: I didn't get into Notre Dame, Dartmouth or Duke. I guess I have to go to Georgetown University. But I'm gonna pretend to everyone that it was my first choice.

Mike: I'm sorry dude, that really sucks...

Ferris State University 

Really not much better than Grand Rapids Community College and thats not saying mcuh. Its the worst college ever in a shithole town where the most popular place has poverty night just to get people in there.

I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where FSU is.
I cant wait to get out of this shithole town where Ferris State University is.

Washington University in St. Louis 

University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.
So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!