Blue balls

When you shit in a porta potty and it splashes up onto your sack

Man i was taking a shit and got blue balls again

by Seanito69 July 24, 2018

blue-vanned

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.

It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Blue Raspberry

After edging a man for hours, effectively giving him “blue balls”, you bring him to the brink of orgasm. Right as he’s about to cum you give him a raspberry on his testicles. The vibration on his swollen, aching balls will cause him to cum harder.

Hey bro, Jessica just gave me the best blue raspberry. It’s been two days and my balls still hurt!

by Big blue balls April 25, 2023

Blue Bowler

A girl who is a master at giving blue balls.

She was rubbing up against my junk all night but she didnt want to fuck.. god damn Blue Bowler

by bigspence October 5, 2018

blue cheeto

When you bang a blue waffle

When Jimmy bangs a random blue waffle and faces the consequences, because he is desperate, and ends up with a blue cheeto:

by Eyeofdali August 2, 2020

blue elmo

a person who is or was a closeted homosexual

Damn i didn't know tim was a blue elmo

by Cathy's peters wife March 30, 2017

blue puss

The female equivalent of "blue balls."

The resulting pain when a lover brings a woman close to climax but then bails.

Damn, last night we were making out, dude cums and leaves me with the blue puss once again.

by jrmo January 23, 2016