Man Loofah

A luscious V of chest pubes that is lathered up with soap and used as a scrubbing tool for a girl to rub her tits on when showering together.

Tim: Hey babe. You want me to wash my man juice off of your tits.

Tara: Sure. Let me use your man loofah though. It exfoliates my skin.

by dlr7xf October 04, 2009

Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!

Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?

by Richy Boy January 25, 2005

shady man

A person who gives limited information, and or keeps you out of the loop, a person who shares little information and hides their feelings and cannot communicate.

Girlfriend has not heard from her man all day and then calls or texts hours later. That's a shady man! Red flag deal breaker.

by Communicator February 28, 2014

Alright man

To call it a day.

Alright man, I just got promoted to galaxy manager so I'm gonna go ahead and call it a day. You can take your 10th break. Do me a favor and tell Yaz to quit parking at autozone.

by SpankDizm August 30, 2017

Man Mud

Mud mask for men, made with glacial clay.

This Man Mud has done wonders for my acne!

by ConanO November 07, 2019

the weather man

Another word for a drug dealer, used to prevent giving out dangerous information.

"Hey man, the weather man said that there's a light chance of snow"

{Snow is cocaine btw.}

by CrazySexyCoo697akaQueenLaura August 03, 2005

man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls

Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?

by KP22269 April 17, 2008