shtick talk

when you talk about having sex

i love to talk shtick talk

by stoner454545 November 27, 2016

Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

talking monkies

the most awsome thing known to man

dude, those talking monkies is so fuxin awsome

by the talkin monkey with a hat March 8, 2009

Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"

Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"

by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019

National Talk shit bout anybody day

This day is on June 13th this is where you can talk shit about anybody and they can't do shit because it's a holiday

Person 1-that's why you got a std hoe

Person 2- huh??
Person 1- Happy national talk shit bout anybody day

by mwahahasecrets June 11, 2023

lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

by dandans January 17, 2022

Talk to the principal

When a coworker tells on you and the boss calls you into their office to talk to them; Refers to the way kids have to talk to the principal when they get in trouble and makes fun of the way that the tattle tales are being childish.

Someone snitched on me, now I’ve got to go talk to the principal.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023