Bitch tits

A bitch ass fuck boy with huge double D tits. Known for being a lil shit and stealing jokes

I hate bitch tits. He could literally go fuck himself

by thehumandildo January 7, 2015

Armpit Tit

The fold under a morbidly obese male's armpit that extends to the back.

Fat man: "Has anyone found the remote?"
Skinny man: "have you looked under your armpit tit?"
Fat man: "yeah, but I only found this half eaten sandwich!"

by Muckleash November 23, 2014

Crispy tits

Tits (also known as boobs) that have been sunburned so bad that they turn crispy and bright red in color. These kinds of tits may peel so bad that you are able to pick off an ocean of skin.

Boil and brew went to the beach and came back with sore crispy tits

by Brookis1999 September 11, 2015

eggplant tits

The result of the lovechild between a transgendered ape with saggy tits and an eggplant.

Dude, eggplant tits are so hot. I want to marry one.

by cumonyoureggplanttits January 4, 2014

Tit jizz

Breast milk; lactating male or female

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.

by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013

tit-emporium

an emporium or gallery of tits and there greatness

timmy went to the tit-emporium to witness the wonder of tits DD+

by simplydelicious December 29, 2010

Tit Up

The act of a girl letting you feel their breasts on a night out

“Ellie insisted I had a tit up last night”

by Lynny79 August 30, 2019