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Old Sloppy 

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area used in film and commercial production. Slow yet sturdy, it is best operated in Crocs; sport mode. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a, sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy?"

"Watch out, Old Sloppy is on the move"

"Old Sloppy is a pain, but man can she kick ass!"
Old Sloppy by Thedanatee November 10, 2022
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DK Sloppy 

the act of being extremely drunkenly sloppy to the point of embarassment
girl: omg, did you see how drunk she was last night?
guy: holy shit, she was sooo DK Sloppy
DK Sloppy by The Town Drunk April 9, 2009

Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga 

A nigga who is Fat(obese) and sloppy! You may catch him with drool on the side of his mouth. He may still have coke residue in or around his nose. He still wears the same Coogie jacket he was wearing back in 1999....He may not own a toothbrush or toothpaste....
Damn this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga didn't own a toothbrush until he got with his girl?

Yo this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga was drooling and still had coke on his nose!

NJ sloppy joe 

the REAL sloppy joe's. Unlike the disgusting sloppy joes that are just taco meat in a hamburger bun, these sandwiches are AMAZING. They are actually a real sandwich. They include- a layer of bread, then corn beef, then pastrami, then turkey, then russian dressing, then more bread, then the whole thing ALL OVER AGAIN!! they usually are cut into triangles and secured with a toothpick so the tower of a sandwich does not fall over. these sandwiches are also reffered to as "rich kid sloppy joes." they are INSANE!!
NJ sloppy joe by Blair* January 5, 2006

The Sloppy Platypus 

A sex position that is commonly used while the man is bending over a bed, the woman is laying underneath the man. One of her feet go around either of his legs and the other leg goes around his mid-waist. she thrust upward in this motion. It is used for the most sensitive and pleasurable adventure.
Ryan and I had amazing sex last night! We preformed the Sloppy Platypus on our brand new water bed! His depth perception was amazing!
The Sloppy Platypus by Dr. Sex. January 22, 2012

The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo 

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.
Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.

side-ways sloppy joe 

I could really go for a slideways sloppy joe or a tuna casserole....pink taco?
side-ways sloppy joe by Bean August 15, 2003