Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023

I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏

While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.

Gran the I don't like fighting, lets say I become a new person🐺😈😏 mug

by Empoli December 18, 2023

Cutest Person Ever

As evidence suggests, Katherine is the cutest person in the whole wide universe.

Katherine's cuteness is can only be defined by the cutest person ever to exists

by FactsofUniverse December 6, 2022

Personality

One taught me love, One taught me patience, and one taught me pain. Now im so amazing! I've loved and i've lost, but that's not what I see, now look what I got, look at what you taught me, and for that I say,

Thank you, next next, thank you, next next. THANK YOU!!

Personality

by sick of asphixiation December 6, 2022

The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.

Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!

by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022

person 18

Me:I am the one who hath created thine being

Person 18: shut the fuck up I do not care

Me:why am I defining this what the fuck am I doing with my life like come on man *crys*

Person 18: who tf are you talking to

Person 1: hi Person 2
Person 2:hi Person 3
Person 3:hi Person 4
Person 4:hi Person 5
Person 5:hi Person 6
Person 6:hi Person 7
Person 7:hi Person 8
Person 8:hi Person 9
Person 9:hi Person 10
Person 10:hi Person 11
Person 11:hi Person 12
Person 12:hi Person 13
Person 13:hi Person 14
Person 14:hi Person 15
Person 15:hi Person 16
Person 16:hi Person 17
Person 17:hi Person 18
Person 18:fuck all of you I'm the main character

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

person 18

A person who is 18 and a person who is the 18th friend of the 18th group

*persons 1 through 17 say Hi to eachother*
Person 17:Hi Person 18
Person 18:shut up person 17

by Person 18 December 7, 2022