Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
Get the useless as a call-centre operativemug. 
when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company
by rjavalon May 29, 2022
Get the simp callmug. 
A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.
Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.
by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018
Get the Call of Dutymug. When a woman needs attention from someone who provides good dick and will stay over; if she needs extra attention such as cuddling, kissing, Netflix &Chill, watch porn, love from daddy, and for extra rounds. Not a booty call, but a Daddy call
by MegaShahz July 27, 2021
Get the Daddy Callmug. When you video call several people and their screens end up side by side and one row on top of another, resembling the credits of the Brady Bunch TV show/movie.
Sending out a text to let people know they are going to be invited to a group video chat: "Hey everyone, we're going to have a Brady Call in an hour."
by Sprite0226 April 9, 2023
Get the Brady Callmug.