Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out
A.K.A Custard Web
A.K.A Custard Web
by The custardodian March 16, 2012
Get the Custard Treemug. by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
Get the darawiish treemug. by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024
Get the Mexican Christmas Treemug. An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.
Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
by Double take July 10, 2025
Get the Fellon's Tree Removalmug. by dis908 October 18, 2018
Get the snowy treesmug. Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing
by Drxkko February 24, 2019
Get the Pine tree jr highmug. Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
Get the Someone else's bonzai treemug.