grumpy poo poo pants

To be in an extremely foul mood, akin to having your pants full of shit similar to an infant with a shit laden diaper.

Jeremy: STFU, I'm sick of listening to your crap.

Mike: You're grumpy poo poo pants because your mom didn't blow you last night!

by CyberWank September 2, 2010

Peed My Pants Off

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

hott dick pants

Words to use on players when the lakers (kobe) is kicking your favorite teams ass.

"kobe is being a hott dick pants"

by Hott dickie April 19, 2004

old joe windy pants

either your a obsessed gumball fan (like me) and searched up old joe windy pants that nicole said in an episode, (specifically “the game”) and you’ve also searched up meat snowman surprise.

nicole: “yes it’s an old recipe, invented by my grandfather, old joe windy pants1!1!!1!1”
*family all laughs*

by a weirdo who likes tawog January 5, 2023

give-up-on-life pants

What Jake the dog calls sweat pants

Replace those give-up-on-life pants with take-over-the-world pants & do something BIG!

by Johnny sons October 7, 2023

Pauly Pissy Pouty Pants

Throwing a fit cause you don't get what you want. After you throw a fit you go in the other room and pout with a pissy attitude.

You don't need to be suchappy a Pauly pissy pouty pants

by Betty6969 July 18, 2021

Piss ya pants peppa

Peppa did a phat wee wee infront of her class, she is now known as piss ya pants peppa

Omg look its piss ya pants peppa

by Willn’t September 27, 2019