muffin

an ugly cupcake.

"what is that?"
"a muffin."
"a.. what?"
"its an ugly cupcake."

by alexxxxxxxx :) February 19, 2009

muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Muffin

A different word for nerd.

"Look at these muffins"

by Modern Shakespeare! May 14, 2020

Muffin

A delicious snack for a booty doggylicious

Wow muffin is fit

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020

coochie muffin

a coochie muffin is muffin that comes out of the cooch

yo can i get that coochie muffin or sum girl

by laurynlolol September 12, 2019

Muffinitis

Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded

Shes got muffinitis because she bought apples when she was asked to bring onions

by christobal_de_florida August 3, 2010

Fruit Muffin

Feminine male

He's a real fruit muffin.

by MB6440 July 12, 2017