The iGod of the forbidden fruit.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
A charming, charismatic, magically shrinking, enthusiastic, awesome, charismatic, awesome, charismatic, awesome guy.
CEO and co-founder of Apple.
PC at WWDC 07: Hello everyone. I'm Steve Jobs. Yes that's right its me, Chief Executive of Apple Inc., 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, 95014. I know the address, that's how you know it's me, Steve Jobs.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
Well, I've got some BIG news this year, and I want the whole world to hear it: I quit. Yes that's right I'm resigning effective immediately, and what's more - I'm shutting down all of Apple.
Now I know this comes as a surprise to some of you, but if you think about it, you'll see I really didn't have a choice. I mean, Vista's been performing so well, you know I mean they've sold tens of...dozens of copies. It was clear to me that Leopard was just going to get lost in all of that "Wow".
And then, I got my iPod killer - the Zune. Look at this baby huh, brown. Now, I'm sure you'd agree it's time for Apple to wave the white flag, and concede defeat to the boys up in Redmond, Washington.
And don't shed tears over the iPhone and all that other junk we talked about, just carry those big brains of yours up out of the Moscone Centre and go on home. You're no longer needed.
Mac: PC.
PC: Oh hey oh hi Mac...what's...what's going on? How are you?
Mac: *sigh* Again? Really...why? I thought we talked about this last year...? You think these people are really going to believe you're Steve Jobs?
PC: hmmm...you're right, you're right.
Hello, I'm Phil Schiller.
by molecule802.11 April 5, 2009
Get the Steve Jobsmug. When someone inserts a finger wearing a ring into the anus or vagina and removes finger without the ring
by Archadelphia December 11, 2011
Get the Ring jobmug. Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.
Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"
Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.
Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.
by Mac_G September 11, 2006
Get the Sock Jobmug. by RosieO11111 May 13, 2011
Get the Steam Jobmug. 1) Dude, lets get this taco bell to go...
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.
2) Why? lets just eat it here...
1) No way man, taco bell is a total bank job.
by GavinT March 21, 2008
Get the bank jobmug. (1.) n. the process of frosting cookies
(2.) n. the process of acting like a frigid bitch toward someone that you don't like
(2.) n. the process of acting like a frigid bitch toward someone that you don't like
(1.) Jam Master K tried really hard to make Christmas cookies to get into the holiday spirit but her piss-poor ice job ruined everything.
(2.) Mr. Metzinger really pissed me off after he took that piece of paper we were writing our rap down on, so I totally gave him an ice job for the rest of the class period.
(2.) Mr. Metzinger really pissed me off after he took that piece of paper we were writing our rap down on, so I totally gave him an ice job for the rest of the class period.
by xDrew_B November 18, 2009
Get the ice jobmug. John: Hey Bob, nice to see you again, it's been a long time..
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years.
John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years.
John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(
by Rafo July 20, 2006
Get the blow jobmug.