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ass hat

someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.
mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:
by jennnnnnnnnnnnn123 August 27, 2006
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dead ass

1. A phrase used to emphasize another word, feeling, or emotional statement; it's typically used by older individuals across the United States to mean "very", "severely", or "extremely" with a specific air of honesty. Unbeknownst to them, younger people are using the phrase in a slightly different way, but the intention is the dead ass same.

2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.
EXAMPLE 1:
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".

EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".
by HONKYSAUCE September 3, 2018
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concave ass

A person who has a butt that is soooooooo flatt it concaves
Amy: " Omg have you seen Jessica's ass? Like I get she is trying to be a skinny queen but she literally has a concave ass!"
Emmy: "A what?"
Amy: "A concave ass yanno it's soo flatt it just reverts back into her body"
Emmy: "Oh gotchu she out skinnied the rest of us"
by userwhooooo May 9, 2018
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ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid
P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"
by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011
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Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D December 9, 2008
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panda ass

verb- to steal something from an overpriced university, especially something that isn't for sale like food from the cafeterias or random chairs sitting behind lecture halls.
Hey, Alan- you should totally bring tupperware to dinner with you so we can panda ass some Baja Beef sandwiches from the cafeteria!
by Not TBMcB October 17, 2009
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Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009
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