music industry

taylor swift

"dude taylor swift is literally the entire music industry"

by pseudonym dude uwu August 27, 2021

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Music

A genre of different beats mixed together to create a rythem that can soothe a person or cause a person to have different/better emotions

When i was upset i listened to some of music, and i actuallly felt a bit better

by Yourbro-broseph June 5, 2018

"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.

The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

queef music

queef music is a slang used against queef musicians and it is derogatory.

if you're twerking and a little shit comes out, its okay! it just means you're shaking it in all the right places!
queef music

by bribri April 26, 2022

Musical tram

An aerial tram that plays music in the background for passengers. Usually rock music.

Have you ever ridden the aerial tram to the top of the Jackson Hole Mountain Resort? It’s a musical tram! It’s awesome to hear rock music while riding the tram en route to the top!

by Leopards14 January 15, 2022

Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.

The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020