Roffle Pig

A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.

"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"

"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."

by MonkeyPig July 30, 2009

Pig latin

Formaly known as Radar Latin untill the youth took it off his hands as he grew to be a softy and strayed from his own language

Pig latin is how you move letters in words for code to speak to mates in front of cops

Oi "oysbay"
Oi "boys"

by J3bu5 November 17, 2021

Pigs

Things that can cover up murders

Police 'have you seen a dead person'
Murder 'nope'
Pigs 'chowing down on some Dead human

by Murder? January 22, 2024

Pig benis

It speaks for itself it is the opposite of a BIG penis!

Yeah man you really pig benis!

by Donald ducking April 20, 2023

Wussy Pig

A Cross Breed Between A Pig And A Boar. Thus It's Name Was Developed As Wussy Pig. Will Throw It's Own Feces At It's Enemies If Threatened.

I Think I Saw A Wussy Pig Defecating In My Yard.

by Wussy Pig October 3, 2008

Pig Sour

Moody/mardy

You’re in a right pig sour, you!

by T456 February 5, 2020

Preposterous pig

A foolish yet sexy person between the ages of 40 and 90

That guy who robbed a store with a ballpoint pen is a preposterous pig

by The real Robert December 23, 2020