I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

I'm shivering

-a display of energy
-extremely surprised

-to be shocked

-To be wearing expensive things

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- "OMG you are iced out!" "I'm shivering!"I'm so pumped, I'm shivering!"
- "When it's April 2nd and she's still pregnant, I'm shivering!"
- "I'm shivering cuz I'm about to present"
- "The dynamite blew up! I'm shivering!"

by powieoe April 15, 2019

I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.

''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''

by JR2082 October 17, 2023

i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

i'm drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by vikkkkk September 6, 2020

I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

I'm not fucking with you

Just something to say when you're really fucking serious, not to be considered as sexual intercourse, Stirling you dumbfuck.

I'm not fucking with you, get on the train

by Justsomeonewhoisalwaysinahurry August 30, 2022