the best person ever, everyone should have a ethan in their life. Ethan is the person that could light up your life by just existing. They also got the best humor
by Soul_Sloth April 15, 2022

A terminal condition that carries a high risk of mortality for TASIS students. Symptoms correspond with those of HIV. Seek medical help urgently.
Student 1: damn bro I woke up with a soar throat and a cough. I think I might have the cold.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
Student 2: nah bitch you got Ethanitis. I think you need some of that witch tea shit if you wanna live.
by Ethan.4.life October 3, 2021

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by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020

Ethan Alexander is the hot guy, and is always athletic. He can also be very reckless and the funniest out of his friends.
by My boy todd5656 April 16, 2019

Ethan is an awesome guy who is extremely easy to talk to. He is a confident, kind, caring and a loving companion. He has a natural integrity and truthfulness, and will always be a star in everything he does. He has a great sense of humour and loves having laughs and chilling with the people he loves. Although he can have a gentle heart he is also a great debater and will stand up for what is right and true. No one will ever compare to how much love and trust he puts into others and no one will ever be able to create as much impact in lives than he can. HE IS A TRULY GREAT GUY !!!
by bananaisanna July 13, 2018
